They were young and independent,
And they thought they had it planned.
- Panic! At the Disco
A real joke told by Leonardo DiCaprio: A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says “What the fuck was that all about?”
Oh my god leo that’s so bad it’s funny